Apparently released: ?

I think it’s horribly inappropriate for such a project to exist, but the sad fact is that I will probably watch it anyway, (but from an intellectual viewpoint, of course). Odds are close to 100% that the lawyers will pursue a defamation case against Hustler. And it looks like they’ll have pretty good reason: the infamous TMZ has the first 14 pages of the script on their site, and the dialogue alone looks too ridiculous to fathom. The references to the Russians, snowmobiling, global warming, the dinosaurs, and Bill O’Reilly’s “do-it-live” mishap are all there. Filming is slated for this weekend. Photo proof that this was actually filmed.

One poignant line from the script, (ghost?)written by Roger Krypton:

SERRA: That’s right fella, looks like global warming has caused a couple of giant snow caps to break free.

May God help us all.

Starring Lisa Ann (a Pennsylvanian). image from G4 television