Where do babies eating crack make front page national news? CNN.com

CNN.com front page October 23, 2008

Worst news ever:

• Main news story re: HIV is allowable, but just casts a shadow over everything else
• ‘13-foot Obama gets out the vote’
• ‘Baby eats crack at party’ (video!)
• ‘Osama bin Laden hacked?’
• ‘Teen beauty smiles wide for mug shot’
• ‘Woman says she’s 134 years old’
• ‘Madonna woes linked to horse fall, adoption’
• Popular News: ‘Woman arrested for killing virtual reality husband’
• Quiz of the Week: ‘Prostitution, pollution’

I should just bookmark the political ticker to bypass the home page.