So happy together {deviantart}

Basically, it all goes down to the fact that Sam Romson cannot DJ. For all I know she thinks that an ‘andante’ tempo is a type of pasta (as opposed to roughly 80 bpm). However, I do love how Beverly Hills police have such an easy job compared to their counterparts in South Central or the like. Citing the bastion of truth that is Us Magazine:

Samantha Ronson’s mother and sister asked Beverly Hills police how they could obtain a retraining order three days after Lindsay Lohan banned from a Ronson family event, Usmagazine.com exclusively reports.

“They were directed to the court to get a restraining order,” Beverly Hills Sgt. Nutall told Us on Monday.

The officer would not confirm the inquiry was about Lindsay but the drama between the tempestuous lovers crested this weekend after news spread that Samantha broke up with Lindsay.

At a party honoring Samantha’s sister, clothes designer Charlotte Ronson, at Bar Marmont on Friday security were told not to let Lindsay in if she showed.

Lindsay followed up the snub with Twitter postings disparging Samantha and Charlotte. With both families staying at the Chateau Marmont, the drama escalated with Lindsay trying to barge into Samantha’s brother’s room.

The locks on Samantha’s house were seen being changed today; three weeks ago a window was broken at her house during a fight between the two women.

Lindsay has told friends that Samantha’s family is behind their break-up.

Tempestuous lovers, please. And the Twitter account is probably one of the handful of Lohan fakes. In fact, the real one is actually suspended at the moment. Probably the doing of Beverly Hills police and the reason why Lohan became so upset and took out her anger on her lady friend. Don’t take Twitter away from a white female. They can’t live without Twitter for longer than an hour.