When toddlers attack {WYFF}

Apart from the swine flu, today is a slow news day. However, that doesn’t mean that random inane stories be place on the front page of a popular media outlet. When news shouldn’t be considered newsworthy:

• Toddlers ransack neighbor’s home
• ‘Hand of God’ rock being sold on eBay
• Bullied boy commits suicide
• Bull runs loose in supermarket
• Newest Obama ‘loves to chew on feet’
• Greatest baseball movie: iReporters go to bat
• Pick a hairstyle, save the planet