Just another day at the Ren Faire

Renaissance Faires exist in almost every state and can be great fun for everyone. Why?

• Roaming bands of pirates
• Countless groups of drunks with full mugs
• Yards of cleavage
• Fife music
• More bawdy jokes than you can handle, especially after eating a large pickle
• Tired-looking horses who just want to march in parades
• A cute queen who may or may not make thousands of dollars for the season
• Children who have been forced to role play
• And when you least expect is…even more cleavage

However, vendors at faires must adhere to certain guidelines:

Each vendor will create a booth or cart typical of the period. Some may be wanderers. Booth
Building Guidelines are available.
All new vendors and new workers are required to attend three basic workshops provided by the
Faire. The workshops would include Orientation, Costuming and Elizabethan Language.
All vendors and their help are required to wear Faire approved costumes appropriate to guidelines
of 16th century England. Costuming Information is available upon request. Costumes may be
purchased pre-Faire from our community of Faire clothiers, or vendors may sew or buy their own
garments.

Furthermore, all psychic readings must have a positive air and vendors must adequately describe their character. After all, no one wants to work with a depressingly negative Russian gypsy.