This boat is not going to school. Pirates don't go to school.

For the last time, Columbus Day is a national holiday. To the people of Hialeah (Miami), FL who make up approximately 5% of searchers for this trending topic: there is no school. Fortunately, Wikipedia may provide an answer to the question of why so many residents of Hialeah have this question. The majority of residents are Cuban or Cuban-American, and 23% of the population is under age 18:

As of 2008, Hialeah had the second highest percentage of Cuban and Cuban American residents in the US, with 75.12% of the US populace (with Westchester, Florida at 75.69%, the highest in the US.) It had the forty-third highest percentage of Colombian and Colombian American residents in the US, at 3.16% of the city’s population, and the eighty-fifth highest percentage of Dominican residents in the US, at 1.81% of the its population. It also had the thirty-eighth highest percentage of Hondurans in the US, at 1.15%, while it had the eighth highest percentage of Nicaraguans, at 4.07% of all residents.

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