Women and children may love to dress up like cats for halloween, but what do cats (or small dogs, since the sizing is about the same) love to be on October 31st? Well, from the looks of it their options are limited. Cats are not creative enough to design or buy a costume alone and must rely on their owner for ideas. An infinite number of outfits are possible with a sewing machine, but manufacturers generally limit cat costumes to princesses, devils, cowboys, and superheroes. Not bad, but a few creative souls sell their own creations online for $15-$30.

The first 7 outfits can be found on eBay; the 10 others (and perhaps most creative) hail from Etsy. You’ve got to feel bad for the cat wearing the shark costume…