Dear cars that are high in the front but low in the back:

Please remove the body in your trunk, heavy people in the backseat, or bizarre suspension configuration. Hot rods with a low front and high rear are cool. Cars that are level are great. Low-riders are fun to drive. Vehicles that drive around with the back suspension at maximum compression just look ridiculous. There’s a reason most cars can only carry 750 lbs. Acceleration and control suffers when the majority of the added weight is in the rear. Do everyone a favor and rearrange the weight distribution.

Additionally, it seems that older cars are more prone to being driven with large quantities of junk in the trunk. These noble cars have provided tens of thousands of miles of duty and should enjoy their golden years without this extra stress. Have some heart.

Sincerely,

TKBB