Who made their kid pose for this? {tellmewhereonearth.com}

Searching the depths of the Internet is rather boring, but can produce some interesting content. Interesting if you find Y2K survival groups interesting. And there were dozens of them. Many probably still exist today under the umbrella of nuclear attack/government failure/doomsday. The most humorous listing from the Bruce Beach Nuclear Survival Resources & Ark II Fallout Shelter Site comes from Adirondack Herbs, a collective farm. They had quite a few positions open in 1999:

• A. Firewood Reader.
• B. NewScience Officer- -must be a person of Atlantian background, conversant with Ancient Technologies of free energy and perpetual motion.
• C. Multimedia Analyst- -must be able to spend multi hours (a minimum of eight) daily analyzing television. Will submit detailed reports.
• D. Curriculum Director- – for our own Horizontally Challenged Studies Institute, dedicated to the study of afternoon sleep disorders.
• E. Meteorological Officer- – must observe work from a reclining position and promptly warn workers if it starts to rain.
• F. Stove Leaner- -consideration for this job will be given only to people able to make split-second decision distancing posterior from stove might have the direst of consequences.
• G. Triage Specialist- -scientifically determines which vehicle or piece of equipment ought to be decommissioned and promptly breaks it.
• H. Slow Motion Researcher- -must be able to move small objects very slowly from one place to another for no apparent reason.

After all, if the world is going to end, it’s better to die laughing.